Anonymous asked: You know what they say about girls with big nipples? That they have small buttholes. ;)
Exgirlfriend says she's talking talking to my...
Won’t say who
You don’t feel like you’ve known me for a long time, I just act like you have
Sweet baby jesus
I got the downs
That awkward moment when your big sisters...
and your last girlfriend is older than her
Did you ever notice you can never find anything
until you stopped looking for it? What is that about?
my-public-diary asked: there were a lot of boobs in that movie. i don't remember much else. i think i only watched it cause i was horny. =/
Reblog if you find the person you reblogged it...
I am quite bothered. I need.
Somebody tell my zombie girl to give me back my heart