YE WRETCHED PILGRIMS OF THE EARTH
Thinking about getting a mullet
you know, for work
trail mix, et cetera
Its funny how
when you are talking with someone on the phone and it’s getting to the end of the conversation both of your voices changes. And they change to do different things. Sometimes one or both of you changes to signal that you are over the conversation and will be ceasing. Sometimes one or both of you change really softly, almost like you are trying to sound the way you would want the person to...
nobody knows you
and nobody gives a damn
Now look here Sean
you’re getting fat as fuh.
and what is exactly is go-daddy's angle?
sexy domain names?
whenever I see a McDonalds commercial I feel like everyone is dying
Get well soon
Either you change your name to England
or we change ours to Great America. Either way you guys are still way douchey in my book.
I have a social dysfunction where I have to say things that will offend and alienate people.
you look cute
What the world needs now
is a massive worldwide attack by a race of aliens uniquely vulnerable enough for Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum to destroy them entirely.
my heart cuts itself into ribbons ties itself up in a bow wraps you all up like a present gives yourself to you
and I know how much drugs were done in the sixties so don’t give me that shit
on right eye
the shape of punk to come
still the best album ever