not feeling patriotic
makes you really not wanna learn bag up little gram bags like you’ll never have a turn there’s no future there’s no very first book of shapes no outdoor cafe and wooden bowls of wet grapes everybody’s golden eating oranges and little cakes expatriates of the state never really date just fuck fertile find a little place and be purple turn to heroin free as the green sea...
Jan was an excellent fuck. She had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a...– Factotum
In the movies all the girls in the bar are real cute
still not over it
oh look its 4am again
Hermes Thrice-Greatest is patron of alchemists; his province is thought, inventive, artful and curious; his metal is quicksilver, his clients: orators, thieves, and poets.
my stepmom says im getting chubby again
What if your soul mate is a piece of shit
Well I watched Mad Men
and now I don’t know what to do with my life again
Me and Marina are starting a band with Jackie and Andy. At least that’s how it goes in my head. Followed shortly by everything else
Bagle the Beagle
noun or verb?
If you have kids you have to be careful not to be too much the beloved parent because then you’ll be the first one to go. I’m not being dark or anything, seriously though. It’s a rare trick of luck when the asshole dies first and everyone gets to hang out with the awesome one.
The Old World is over now
no counsel to the crown
Can’t control who shows up in your dreams.